I used to eat sand when I was little.
I'm weird, I'm overexcited, I'm happy. I draw and paint my feelings on canvas. I play with words and make rhymes. I'm not an atrist.
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Post reblogged from je suis transporte de sperm
wow you know how some girls don’t have purses/pockets so they shove their money in their bra well what happens if they buy something and get cHANGE like oh man are they just going to shove quarters and pennies in their bra omfg HOdkme and wALK AROUND WITH CHANGE JINGLING IN THEIR BOOBS IK’m CryING
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Audio post reblogged from and honey, you should see me in a fez.
SPITS
OH MY GOD
omg holy SHIT
N-no
Oh god no
New ring tone.
At first I was like yeah okay they made the voice high that’s cute I guess BUT THEN IT GOT TO THE CHORUS AND I PISSED MYSELF.
OH MY FUCKING FUCK MY SPEAKERS WERE ON FULL BLAST AND THIS SHIT HAPPENED AND I AM BLEEDING FROM THE EARS AAAAH!!!
OH GOD I WAS ABOUT TO SCROLL PAST THIS AND MY SISTER WAS LIKE “NO YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT” AND HOLY FUCK THAT WAS AMAZING
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Post reblogged from Can we fast forward to go down on me?
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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Photo reblogged from Home is where your heart is
averageordinaryeverydaysuperhero:
I love how you put a gun in most peoples hands and they suddenly turn into the epitome of manliness. Put a gun in Steve’s hands and he is like D8 wat do
Ugh what is this I don’t
guns
where is my shield
ur doing it wrong.
Everyone knows shooting from the hip only works in the movies.
Unless you’re Steve. Then you’re all “i got dis from scarface!”
precious baby
Steve pls
(Source: valyrianstark)
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Post reblogged from Can we fast forward to go down on me?
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
(Source: tridant)
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Photo reblogged from Home is where your heart is
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Photoset reblogged from it's been a hard day's night
